Praying for Evil – SCO and the RIAA

I’m not a religious person, but I wonder if it’s wrong to pray for bad things to happen to bad people. I’ve heard Howard Stern do it, so it must be okay.

In particular, I want bad things to happen to people from SCO and the RIAA. And preferably in public where everybody can see what happens to people who have no soul.

Oh, I don’t mean anything horrific like wishing disease or poverty upon them or their innocent families. After all, who really needs that kind of bad karma? I just mean little things, like maybe they stub a toe really hard, or their cable goes out for a week, or maybe a freeloading relative that they hate moves in. Whatever.

Anyway, next time you’re within physical striking distance of an RIAA or SCO employee, just give ‘em a good hard smack to the back of the neck to remind them that they serve absolutely no purpose in society and that if they all disappeared tomorrow, not only would nobody miss them, but the world would be a better place.

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