It Snowed In Hamilton, Too
I just saw a piece on the morning news where people from the armpit of Hamilton!, OH were in a city council meeting complaining that their snow wasn’t removed quickly enough for them. Perhaps it had something to do with the RECORD SETTING SNOWFALL. People all over the place dealt with abnormal conditions because of the RECORD SETTING SNOWFALL.
They showed footage of a lady explaining how she asked a plow driver what the problem was. He told her she was mad at the wrong people, and that she should be mad at god since he dumped all the snow. And with a gleam in her eye, you knew that only the most clever retort was to follow … she replied that “god isn’t on the city payroll!” This was met with resounding whiney applause from the other whiney citizens at the meeting. This conversation alone probably dropped the collective I.Q. of southwest Ohio by at least a few points. And we don’t need that.
Idea: Expanding the Rumpke landfill in the Colerain area is a hot topic right now. How about we just move it right up the road to Hamilton! instead.
If I were the boss of Hamilton!, I would fire those citizens immediately and replace them with cheaper and smarter outsourced citizens from the far east. You know, the far east… Clermont County.
